hayleyandtheholytrinity:

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

Whenever I feel sad I just remember that this is a thing that happened

The signs’ deepest needs

Aries - Action
Taurus - Comfort 
Gemini - Communication 
Cancer - Nurturer 
Leo - Elation
Virgo - Production
Libra - Harmony
Scorpio - Transformation
Sagittarius - Adventure
Capricorn - Management 
Aquarius - Knowledge
Pisces - Understanding

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • "Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

    little-sound:

    edrecoveryprobs:

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    I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

    YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

    browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit